THE WAR IS OVER! THE WAR IS OVER!
As of this morning, the war in Iraq is officially over.
The costs to America: 4,500 dead, 32,000 wounded and $800 billion.
My take: Frankly, we should never have invaded a sovereign nation to begin with — but it’s a good thing this chapter is finally closed. At least a madman like Saddam Hussein is gone and there are no WMDs there.
How long before Iraq is taken back over by a Hussein-ish dictator? And what is our game-plan if that happens? Lots of questions remain.
KINSTON HAS SPENT $123K ON ANNEXATION LAWYERS
David Anderson reports this morning the City of Kinston has spent more than $123,000 fighting for involuntary annexation since December 2007.
My take: I understand both sides of this issue, so don’t insult my intelligence by emailing me or commenting about how Kinston needs to grow. I know it needs to grow. But it is patently un-American to force people who don’t want to be part of your city to BE part of your city.
You want Kinston to grow? There is no simple answer, but I know this much — as long as there is a shooting/murder/robbery EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY in town, we’re paying 35 percent more for electricity than every neighbor surrounding us and more than 50 percent of the populace is on public assistance, Kinston isn’t going to grow.
Take care of those problems and we’ll be on the road to recovery. And yes, I know there are hard-working people — including Mayor B.J. Murphy, city councilman Joe Tyson, state legislator Stephen LaRoque and businesspeople all over the city — trying to rectify this sorry situation. Their work is appreciated.
STERN JOINS ‘AMERICA’S GOT TALENT’
Shock-jock Howard Stern has been hired to join NBC’s reality TV competition show, “America’s Got Talent.”
My take: Never watched one second of this show in my life — and I’m not sure this will make me want to watch it, either. But you have to give Stern credit: pretty much everything he touches turns to gold. I’m sure NBC is betting on that, too.
CHRIS PAUL HEADED TO BLAKERS
Former Wake Forest star and NBA All-Star Chris Paul has been traded from the New Orleans Hornets to the L.A. Clippers, where he’ll join rising star Blake Griffin.
My take: Honestly, one of those few trades that makes both teams better — the Blakers get arguably the best PG in the game, while the Hornets get three possible starters AND a first-round draft pick that is likely to be a lottery pick (via Minnesota).
And as many of you know, I abhor the Lakers — which makes this trade (and the Clippers) even better. It is entirely possible the Clips might finish with a better record than the Lakers and Kobe. High-larious.
The iPod shuffle
Ultraviolet (Light My Way) — U2
Talkin’ 2 Myself — Eminem featuring Kobe
Express Yourself — Madonna
If Love Is A Red Dress — Maria McKee
Fantastic Voyage — Coolio




